BIDEN BUCKS
A very powerful man recently said "Somewhere Between 700 Billion And A Trillion 300 Million Billion Dollars". Are you not sure what that means? Neither are we. That is why Biden Bucks are limited to 10,000,000,000 tokens. Our extensive research has shown that actual numbers are preferred over made up ones. So we made 10,000,000,000 environmentally-friendly tokens running on the proof-of-stake Stellar network, not that power hungry Bitcoin blockchain. Remember, these words..."we can't rebuild our economy, and meet this 'crimate clisis'."
FAQ
wHY SHOULD I USE "BIDEN" INSTEAD OF "DOGE"?
Stay away from that dog faced pony coin.
How many Biden Bucks does an F-15 cost?
Whatever the market decides they cost, I'm all about the free market. But I also think that nobody should struggle just to own an F-15, so I'm proposing to raise the minimum wage so that everyone can afford one. If you work full-time you shouldn't have to decide between feeding your kids or owning an F-15.
What about the "trump" token?
And I learned that, uh, it makes a difference. This was the diving board area, and I was one of the guards. And they weren't allowed to it was a three meter board. If you fell off sideways you landed on the damn the darn cement over there.
And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days and to show you how things have changed, one of the things you had to use, if you used pomade in your hair you had to wear a bathing cap.
Uhm...What?
C'mon man! Nobody wants pomade in their capital gains, so wear a market cap. Don't be like Corn Pop.
I'm convinced, how do I get some biden?
Scan the QR code on Lobstr, or follow one of the links below!
unclejoe@trumpcheck.org